(Postponed)

Wo ai wo de hao peng yo. Wo xiang da huang toufa nu yin wei ta bu gei wo men gan. Wo ai wo de hen hao peng yo, Xiao Kou. T a shi le hen ben, ke shi wo ai ta. Jege zao shang wo kan le huang tou fa nu he wo xiang da le.

Dui bu qi. Wo ai han yu.


--Da Shan :(

RIP

I am dead. My owner forgot to tell her parents to feed her fish over the weekend because she was out of town (in wisconsin) and well, I died. Although you would think her parents KNOW she has fish. But I guess not. My good buddy Da shan endured it though. Good luck to him. I think the strange one should come pick him up.

R.I.P me.

life

Hi, life is dumb. Da shan wanted me to update this thing. I dont know why. But, da shan and I spent a couple weeks in a new home when the blonde one went somewhere. This new place had these large, scary animals that stared at us for hours looking like they wanted to eat us. I think they called them cats. These new people took good care of us and put leaves around our bowl. I liked it best there. Now we're back and I miss that old place. I hear the blonde one talking about taking us to the strange one's (or the smiling one, as da shan calls her) house. Well this is life. And it's boring. THIS BLOG IS DUMB.

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Well it has certainly been quite a while since I have last posted in this lovely blog. Unfortunately, Xiao Kou doesn't share my sentiments. The expression of intellectual thought is a lovely thing...
I don't know if.. what Xiao Ko--nevermind.

Anyway, as he stated, we did stay under the custody of a strange new human's home. I missed the smiling one quite a bit, but I was sort of glad to be away from the unwavering stares of the Blonde One. She disturbs me a bit, but I guess I can tolerate her since she gives me food.

I'm starting to suspect that my friend is blind...or just ridiculously slow. He's not very good at playing the games that we thought up (Swimming Around in Circles, etc). Actually, he's not very good at EATING, either. But he's an incredibly good pooper, I'll give him that. I have not seen anyone who can poop like he does. Long, slender strings of poop. I think he's going for a record.
I guess one could describe us as Cosmopolitan Fish, as we have traveled so many different places and seen so many different things. How many fish have been to what the humans refer to as a "Dominick's". I'm terribly sorry for the lack of posts. I had a near death experience with one of the strange human's furry friends. Luckily a plastic barrier was placed over our home to prevent peering pussy paws.

Alright, I'm off to continue my exciting life in this bowl. I'm growing to hate it.
Maybe I can convince the blonde one to put us in a larger container.