Wo ai wo de hao peng yo. Wo xiang da huang toufa nu yin wei ta bu gei wo men gan. Wo ai wo de hen hao peng yo, Xiao Kou. T a shi le hen ben, ke shi wo ai ta. Jege zao shang wo kan le huang tou fa nu he wo xiang da le.
Dui bu qi. Wo ai han yu.
--Da Shan :(
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
RIP
I am dead. My owner forgot to tell her parents to feed her fish over the weekend because she was out of town (in wisconsin) and well, I died. Although you would think her parents KNOW she has fish. But I guess not. My good buddy Da shan endured it though. Good luck to him. I think the strange one should come pick him up.
R.I.P me.
R.I.P me.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
life
Hi, life is dumb. Da shan wanted me to update this thing. I dont know why. But, da shan and I spent a couple weeks in a new home when the blonde one went somewhere. This new place had these large, scary animals that stared at us for hours looking like they wanted to eat us. I think they called them cats. These new people took good care of us and put leaves around our bowl. I liked it best there. Now we're back and I miss that old place. I hear the blonde one talking about taking us to the strange one's (or the smiling one, as da shan calls her) house. Well this is life. And it's boring. THIS BLOG IS DUMB.
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Well it has certainly been quite a while since I have last posted in this lovely blog. Unfortunately, Xiao Kou doesn't share my sentiments. The expression of intellectual thought is a lovely thing...
I don't know if.. what Xiao Ko--nevermind.
Anyway, as he stated, we did stay under the custody of a strange new human's home. I missed the smiling one quite a bit, but I was sort of glad to be away from the unwavering stares of the Blonde One. She disturbs me a bit, but I guess I can tolerate her since she gives me food.
I'm starting to suspect that my friend is blind...or just ridiculously slow. He's not very good at playing the games that we thought up (Swimming Around in Circles, etc). Actually, he's not very good at EATING, either. But he's an incredibly good pooper, I'll give him that. I have not seen anyone who can poop like he does. Long, slender strings of poop. I think he's going for a record.
I guess one could describe us as Cosmopolitan Fish, as we have traveled so many different places and seen so many different things. How many fish have been to what the humans refer to as a "Dominick's". I'm terribly sorry for the lack of posts. I had a near death experience with one of the strange human's furry friends. Luckily a plastic barrier was placed over our home to prevent peering pussy paws.
Alright, I'm off to continue my exciting life in this bowl. I'm growing to hate it.
Maybe I can convince the blonde one to put us in a larger container.
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Well it has certainly been quite a while since I have last posted in this lovely blog. Unfortunately, Xiao Kou doesn't share my sentiments. The expression of intellectual thought is a lovely thing...
I don't know if.. what Xiao Ko--nevermind.
Anyway, as he stated, we did stay under the custody of a strange new human's home. I missed the smiling one quite a bit, but I was sort of glad to be away from the unwavering stares of the Blonde One. She disturbs me a bit, but I guess I can tolerate her since she gives me food.
I'm starting to suspect that my friend is blind...or just ridiculously slow. He's not very good at playing the games that we thought up (Swimming Around in Circles, etc). Actually, he's not very good at EATING, either. But he's an incredibly good pooper, I'll give him that. I have not seen anyone who can poop like he does. Long, slender strings of poop. I think he's going for a record.
I guess one could describe us as Cosmopolitan Fish, as we have traveled so many different places and seen so many different things. How many fish have been to what the humans refer to as a "Dominick's". I'm terribly sorry for the lack of posts. I had a near death experience with one of the strange human's furry friends. Luckily a plastic barrier was placed over our home to prevent peering pussy paws.
Alright, I'm off to continue my exciting life in this bowl. I'm growing to hate it.
Maybe I can convince the blonde one to put us in a larger container.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
3.
I would like to do this with the smiling human:
The Goldfish from Capucha on Vimeo
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The Goldfish from Capucha on Vimeo
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
2.
Quite sorry for the lack of posts--I've been recuperating from the most traumatic experience of my life. I'm sure it was yesterday--yes, it was. I know this only because I noticed that the blonde human was feeding us more than usual yesterday, but I'm not complaining. I really hate it when she tries to WATCH me eat. I mean, sure I know I'm a fascinating being, and all...but I don't think she'd be very comfortable if someone was watching her chew her food and digest it.
On the subject of food, I'm quite pleased that she's decided to switch to feeding us flakes instead of bread crumbs. Xiao Kou tried to eat some last week, and he almost choked. I would've liked to perform some sort of Heimlich maneuver, but alas. I have only fins.
Anyway, on to the traumatic experience. Xiao Kou and I had just finished our latest pooping contest--He's rather skilled at making long chains of poop--when all of a sudden, the blonde one grabbed my life. Well, almost. She stuck a net inside of our lovely, albeit poop-infested, waters and scooped me up into the air. THERE WAS SO MUCH AIR HITTING MY GILLS, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SUFFOCATE. Actually, I was suffocating for a bit, and no matter how hard I flopped, I couldn't get any water (I found this a little strange from the water vapor phenomenon I'd read about on the underside of the house). She made a few strange noises as she held me, and promptly dropped me into an eerily shiny bowl. There was no way I could see outside of the bowl which was extremely unnerving. I darted around as fast as I could, but couldn't escape the infernal shiny bowl. A few agonizing moments later, after Xiao Kou, the poop master, was placed into the bowl as well, the Blonde one plopped us back into the house. Except this time, the water was clear, and the vestiges of Xiao Kou's feces had been removed. I guess that was nice. I'm starting to miss the other human--the smiling one. She was nice. I liked the way her eyes almost dissapeared when she saw me.
Well, I suppose I'll let Xiao Kou say something if he wishes.
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Hi. I'm the dumb one. The blonde one put me into this weird bowl thing, and I was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HAHAHAHA! *snort*" She's so dumb. Except for the fact that I'm the blonde one.
On the subject of food, I'm quite pleased that she's decided to switch to feeding us flakes instead of bread crumbs. Xiao Kou tried to eat some last week, and he almost choked. I would've liked to perform some sort of Heimlich maneuver, but alas. I have only fins.
Anyway, on to the traumatic experience. Xiao Kou and I had just finished our latest pooping contest--He's rather skilled at making long chains of poop--when all of a sudden, the blonde one grabbed my life. Well, almost. She stuck a net inside of our lovely, albeit poop-infested, waters and scooped me up into the air. THERE WAS SO MUCH AIR HITTING MY GILLS, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SUFFOCATE. Actually, I was suffocating for a bit, and no matter how hard I flopped, I couldn't get any water (I found this a little strange from the water vapor phenomenon I'd read about on the underside of the house). She made a few strange noises as she held me, and promptly dropped me into an eerily shiny bowl. There was no way I could see outside of the bowl which was extremely unnerving. I darted around as fast as I could, but couldn't escape the infernal shiny bowl. A few agonizing moments later, after Xiao Kou, the poop master, was placed into the bowl as well, the Blonde one plopped us back into the house. Except this time, the water was clear, and the vestiges of Xiao Kou's feces had been removed. I guess that was nice. I'm starting to miss the other human--the smiling one. She was nice. I liked the way her eyes almost dissapeared when she saw me.
Well, I suppose I'll let Xiao Kou say something if he wishes.
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Hi. I'm the dumb one. The blonde one put me into this weird bowl thing, and I was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HAHAHAHA! *snort*" She's so dumb. Except for the fact that I'm the blonde one.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
1.
Hello, my name is Da Shan. This name might strike you as odd, as I am quite the opposite of what it really means (Big Mountain).
But that's quite alright, for I am a goldfish. Today was my first day in a new dwelling place. A bit shoddy at best, but it'll do. I made an acquaintance with another fish named Xiao Kou. We've played a few games together that fish often play; Swim Around in Circles, Stay at the Bottom, Respirate, and my personal favorite, Catch the Small Particles That Fall From the Surface.
My human is quite a strange one. I suppose I've grown to tolerate her. Anyway, we took a few photos, and I must say...they do emphasize my good side. Yes, they're rather flattering. Alright, I believe Xiao Kou would like to say a few words.
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Hi. Umm...My name is Xiao Kou, that means Little Mouth. I have a friend, I think. His name is Da Shan. He looks like a big mountain. He likes to eat mountains from the sky. It's his favorite game. He also likes to look at the green things floating above, asdo I. It is very amusing to look at green things floating above, we pretend they are clouds. They make shapes. My favorite game is Fighting for Food because Da Shan is so bad at this game; I always win. Umm...I like to pretend I am sleeping, and then wake up and then surprise Da Shan and make him fly around the cage--I means wim around the cage. I also like to talk to my other friend, Ginger who likes to follow me around. I only see her if I look at he side of my cage, I don't know why but I really like her. She only eats or poops when I do. I like Da Shan a lot better, though. Today, there were scary people looking at us. I don't know what they were doing but they had a big machine and they were pressing buttons, and tapping on the cage. It was so scary. It made me want to cry. OOOHOOWWAAHOOOOOOOOHH. I like to sing.
But that's quite alright, for I am a goldfish. Today was my first day in a new dwelling place. A bit shoddy at best, but it'll do. I made an acquaintance with another fish named Xiao Kou. We've played a few games together that fish often play; Swim Around in Circles, Stay at the Bottom, Respirate, and my personal favorite, Catch the Small Particles That Fall From the Surface.
My human is quite a strange one. I suppose I've grown to tolerate her. Anyway, we took a few photos, and I must say...they do emphasize my good side. Yes, they're rather flattering. Alright, I believe Xiao Kou would like to say a few words.
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Hi. Umm...My name is Xiao Kou, that means Little Mouth. I have a friend, I think. His name is Da Shan. He looks like a big mountain. He likes to eat mountains from the sky. It's his favorite game. He also likes to look at the green things floating above, asdo I. It is very amusing to look at green things floating above, we pretend they are clouds. They make shapes. My favorite game is Fighting for Food because Da Shan is so bad at this game; I always win. Umm...I like to pretend I am sleeping, and then wake up and then surprise Da Shan and make him fly around the cage--I means wim around the cage. I also like to talk to my other friend, Ginger who likes to follow me around. I only see her if I look at he side of my cage, I don't know why but I really like her. She only eats or poops when I do. I like Da Shan a lot better, though. Today, there were scary people looking at us. I don't know what they were doing but they had a big machine and they were pressing buttons, and tapping on the cage. It was so scary. It made me want to cry. OOOHOOWWAAHOOOOOOOOHH. I like to sing.
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